Disastrous!

D'Arcy Drollinger's third installment of the Champagne White chronicles. Exotic dancer and divorcé, Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White is heading to sunny Acapulco for a much-needed vacation, but things quickly fall apart when a wounded secret agent gives her a mysterious attaché case before dying in her arms. On the run and undercover, Champagne must battle natural disasters, vicious animals and the ruthless henchmen of the pharmaceutical industry; all while searching for the perfect orgasm. Using her PhD in wisecracks and her black belt in go-go moves, Champagne high-kicks her way down a hilarious road to revenge in this bawdy, sexploitation, disaster movie send-up.

Hang on to your seats because every disaster possible crosses Champagne’s path — from killer bees to a giant gator, crashing meteor to rumbling earthquake, all leading up to of course, to a towering inferno. There are chase scenes, fights, and murders; but there are also dance lines, show girls, and spontaneous sex scenes. About the only thing missing is the kitchen sink.