Champagne White and The Temple of Poon

The outrageous and irreverent sequel to D’Arcy Drollinger’s run-away cult hit “Shit & Champagne” finds Champagne in more ridiculous shenanigans up against a dangerous arch enemy. In 1978, exotic dancer Champagne White is framed for a murder she didn’t commit and sentenced to life behind bars at the famously corrupt LADY PRISON; there she uncovers a sinister plot to harvest the prisoner’s G-spots to create a highly sought-after luxury fragrance.

When divorcee and exotic dancer – Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White – is framed for a murder she didn’t commit, she is sentenced to life behind bars at LADY PRISON, a for-profit women’s penitentiary. The prison is brimming with decadence, corruption and sleaze, overseen by sadistic guards and a ruthless warden. With her appeals repeatedly denied, Champagne has no choice but to attempt a prison break. While on the lam, the bikini-clad Champagne must infiltrate the corrupt world of designer fragrances, battle her arch nemesis, perfume mogul Pixie Pardonne Moi, and stop a diabolical plot to control the World. Armed with a never-ending array of disguises, one-liners, and kung-fu moves, Champagne must elude police, clear her name and exact revenge.