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Champagne White & The Temple of Poon

Written & Directed by D’Arcy Drollinger

“It’s packed with filthy, lowbrow jokes…a rollicking, cleverly designed spoof, of sorts, of ’70s sexploitation films, with a hint of film noir and “Monty Python” thrown in.”  -Jean Shiffman, The Examiner

On the heels of D’Arcy Drollinger’s run-away cult hit Shit & Champagne, comes the outrageous and irreverent sequel, Champagne White and the Temple of Poon! 

When divorcee and exotic dancer, Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White, is framed for a murder she didn’t commit, she is sentenced to life behind bars at “Lady Prison”, a for-profit women’s penitentiary.  The prison turns out to be brimming with decadence, corruption and sleaze – sadistic guards and a ruthless warden.  Champagne is reunited with her long-lost second foster cousin, Mandy, but her solace is short lived when Mandy, like many of the other inmates, mysteriously dies.  With her appeals repeatedly denied, Champagne has no choice but to attempt a prison break.  While on the lamb, Champagne must infiltrate the corrupt world of designer fragrances and do battle with her arch nemesis, perfume mogul Pixie Pardonne Moi.  Armed with a never-ending array of disguises, one-liners, and kung-fu moves, Champagne must elude police, clear her name and dance her way down the hilarious road to revenge.