Written and directed by D’Arcy Drollinger

“It’s a stupidly funny drag farce that mashes up as many disaster-film and B-grade 70’s action movie clichés as it possibly can in just under two hours, while also making time for dick jokes and several orgasms. The humor ranges from camp to Catskills to Zucker brothers, and it’s clear that the whole cast is having a blast.” – Jay Barmann, SFist

After rave reviews and sold out runs for Shit & Champagne and The Temple of Poon, Champagne is back and the stakes are even higher.  Champagne White is DISASTROUS! In D’Arcy Drollinger’s third installment of the Champagne White chronicles.

Exotic dancer and divorcé, Champagne Horowitz Jones Dickerson White is heading to sunny Acapulco for a much-needed vacation, but things quickly fall apart when a wounded secret agent gives her a mysterious attaché case before dying in her arms.  On the run, and undercover, Champagne must battle natural disasters, vicious animals and the ruthless henchmen of the pharmaceutical industry; all while searching for the perfect orgasm.  Using her PhD in wisecracks and her black belt in go-go moves, Champagne high-kicks her way down a hilarious road to revenge in this bawdy, sexploitation, disaster movie send-up.